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Just an FYI, behind on answering Notes. Will get to you, promise!!!

******* UPDATE*************

I was kinda hoping DA wasn't seeing Friends and Deviations Watched as the same thing but they do. Once you max out at watching/friending 5000 people that's it. :(
So I hate to do it but I guess I will have to unwatch people with no Deviations as I find new people to watch. Doesn't mean I am not your friend or don't appreciate you watching & supporting me! Not at all. Just find it unfair that I can't friend everyone who comes through and watches me. It just seems a common courtesy.

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Also, just discovered the hard way that Deviant Art only allows you to have 5000 friends. Not pleased with this. I like to watch people back. So I am looking through the list trying to get rid of accounts that are dead (not sure why DA doesn't automatically remove them). I'm thinking that models, photographers and others that I am friends with in real life I will just uncheck the Friend Box and just watch their Deviations and Journals. It's like, We obviously are friends so I don't need DA to make it official!! LOL I hope this 5000 cap is just on friends and not on watching people's Deviations as well. I don't want to have to unwatch anyone. I'm a little surprised honestly.

Also, soon as I conjure up 500 points to giveaway I will have a new contest. So be patient...

Also, got a promotion at my job. Got a raise and have the bonus perk of being able to work from home. So I can probably edit photos or surf DA more often!!!
  • Mood: Sorrow
  • Listening to: GentleWhispering ASMR
  • Watching: Ant-Man and Videodrome recently
  • Eating: Percosets
  • Drinking: Xanax
So I only have 160 points right meow but I am working on building it up to 500 so I can have a contest again. Been forever right? So I was thinking of themes and wanted input:

Robots!

Superheroes!

Draw Any Of My Photos (which would only be for people who draw or paint but...)

Surreal/Psychedelic

So those were the lines I was thinking along. Let me know what you all think or feel free to share your own ideas for contests or contest themes I can do later this year!

Also, rent was due this past week and my check was seriously short due to missing three days to illness. I covered rent and that was about it. Sooooo I am willing to sell any set. Any set at all for HALF PRICE. I'll make even better deals for anyone who buys multiple sets!!!

Just message me to buy from me directly. I am housesitting Magic Alex's cat and we both need to eat!!!

OK, ideas, thoughts, GO!
  • Mood: Disgust
  • Listening to: Dinosaur Jr & Red Lorry Yellow Lorry
  • Watching: Ant-Man trailers
  • Eating: Percosets
  • Drinking: Xanax
Sorry I am still gonna start re-organizing and stuff. Just dealing with the aftermath of finally ridding myself of the Succubus permanently. The one Kittin Von Kat calls "She Who Shall Not Be Named" LOL I made DAMN SURE there will be no reconciling. EVER.

So in the interim I have loaded a weird mix of some recent photos from the latest shoots and recent edits of older shoots. I have two shoots as well that break the rules of Deviant Art so I'll probably post the ones that don't and offer the rest up as a set you can buy off me. They're pretty graphic compared to what I normally shoot. I just keep procrastinating because I have other things to do.

Also, in terms of most sets (not counting naughty pics I can't post), I will from this point forward offer each image individually. Not just a few samples. Some people seem to buy a couple pics from a set but don't really need the whole set. And the whole set is there for those who do!

Anyway, Snapchatting with Magic Alex. Will try to load a few pics before I pass out...

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!UPDATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See? I promised new stuff. Gonna be shooting a famous Playboy model sooooooooooon. But you'll see.

So do me a favor and go follow me in all these places and feel free to share my pics all over Tumblr and Twitter. Just go for it!!!!!

twitter.com/tatehemlock

tatehemlock.tumblr.com/

******UPDATE!!!******

I am removing ALL of Sonja Nicole AKA Lexxxi Nicole's content off the web permanently. If you want it, buy it before the weekend ends. It's already removed from ShowEros...

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  • Mood: Disgust
  • Listening to: Amon Düül II, Dinosaur Jr & Red Lorry Ye
  • Watching: Ant-Man trailers
  • Eating: Percosets
  • Drinking: Xanax
Slowly figuring out a way to do this Cleaning Up Project. My first ever shoot has been removed and replaced with full size images. I picked what I felt were the "best" 36 pics of that very first shoot (if by "best" you mean "amateur and shitty" then yes). Before I ever bought a camera I had one of those Olympus point and shoot things and a couple times used it to shoot girls I knew naked. I might actually share one of those sets just because I have a model release for it LOL I don't know, she was sweet but the photos were SOOOOOOOOOOO bad. But she's soooo adorable. We'll see.

Anyway, once I get my groove going I'll be pulling content and posting every shoot I ever did in the order shot. So enjoy. Talk to you later!
  • Mood: Sadness
  • Listening to: Amon Düül II
  • Eating: Percosets
  • Drinking: Xanax
Gonna be wiping my Deviant Art clean and starting fresh. Everything will go into storage this week. Then I will organize properly as I add new items. Back before they had digital downloads on this site I never loaded any full size images. Everything was 1200 x 800 pixels. People have requested prints over and over again and I just never had the time to really work on doing that.

So this week is your last chance to grab anything before it disappears. I meant to do it this weekend but was caught up editing videos for Clips4sale. When I load new stuff I will only load full size images or sets. It will be an ongoing tedious task so who knows when certain pics will resurface. I'll try to leave Daily Deviations and stuff. Any fluff pics, like behind the scenes pics or event photos I will organize into folders so they are not featured.

I'll also have to remember to extend my Premium membership. No need to buy me one. I'll take care of it on my own since I can't guarantee exactly when I will have images to look at.

Anyway, grab 'em now! Sets by Kaz, Harley, Beverly Zoey, etc., etc. You may have noticed how slow and rarely I post anymore. So the likelihood this project happens overnight is pretty much slim to none LOL

In the interim you can check me out on ShowEros. Which I finally overhauled and updated last week. Or Clips4sale which I definitely update regularly.

Anyway, going to bed. Have a lovely week.
  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: The Fluegel Knights
  • Watching: Daredevil on Netflix
  • Eating: Percosets
  • Drinking: Xanax
Once again the Phoenix Forum is here and I am strapped. Looking for help to attend via loan or donation! I'll do the same as last year. Make everything exclusive to whoever helps. Even if front me some cash til I get paid on the 10th. This check goes to rent, phone and medical expenses from breaking my damn hand.

HELP!

UGH.
  • Mood: Love
  • Listening to: The Ray Bloch Singers
  • Watching: Guardians of the Galaxy
  • Drinking: Xanax
All photo sets are 30% off this week if you buy them from me directly!! Buy three or more and they are 50% off!!! This includes sets I have on Clips4sale, ShowEros and on this site!!! Stuff like:

Clean Very Clean Set Part 01 by tatehemlockBubbles Of Joy Set 01 by tatehemlock

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Do You Believe In Magic? Part 01 by tatehemlock
Suspenders 90pics by tatehemlockMellow Yellow Set by tatehemlock

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Full Nude by tatehemlock

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Sunday Morning Set by tatehemlock


And so much more!!! Send me a note!! :)
  • Mood: Love
  • Listening to: The Ray Bloch Singers
  • Watching: Guardians of the Galaxy
  • Drinking: Xanax
I have videos for sale with these models:

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Cute Panda 19 by tatehemlock
Coffin Case 04 by tatehemlock

Note me for the link if interested. They are too naughty for DevArt.

Broke up with Lexxxi Nicole for 5 minutes. Didn't last too long LOL

Anyway broke my hand last night soooo sitting here waiting to go to the ER. If not tonight, this week I will start posting new stuff. Promise!!
  • Mood: Love
  • Listening to: The Ray Bloch Singers
  • Watching: Guardians of the Galaxy
  • Drinking: Xanax
Went and got myself a real job. It takes up all my time now. I quite like it. It's nice to know I will have money every day and also have food to eat.

Anyway, pretty sure you don't want to hear about my day job LOL So see y'all in the real world.
  • Mood: Content
  • Listening to: ASMR
  • Watching: Guardians of the Galaxy
  • Eating: BBQ Pope
  • Drinking: Xanax
www.showeros.com/shows/2403

VOTE FOR THIS SET NOW PLEASE!!!!!!!
  • Mood: Tired
  • Watching: Guardians of the Galaxy
  • Eating: Pizza
  • Drinking: Coffeeeeee
Got to go with a friend for her ultrasound and she is treating me to pizza!!!

So gonna do a 24 hour sale. Any set I have up is 1/2 off. Just note me! Here's where you can find my sets:

tatehemlock.deviantart.com/gal…

Time allowing will have new stuff up soooooon

******** UPDATE ***********

Now the sale is 24 hours for one LOL but...

RANT AHEAD:

THE NEW TAGS ARE FUCKING STUPID. What was once a "type it once and copy and paste" feature is now "a sit there and having to type out a fuck ton of tags" feature making it a real chore.

Time is limited. Considering the probably around 500 images I edited in the past three months maybe 100 or less of them actually made it to this site. Literally barely post here at all because it takes too fucking long to post more than one image.

OK, end of rant.
  • Mood: Movingon
  • Listening to: Circle Jerks
  • Watching: Guardians of the Galaxy
  • Eating: Pizza
  • Drinking: Coffeeeeee
I've been slowly ridding myself of personal possessions and for the most part everything is gone now. I am still waiting on a great offer for my vinyl collection. No one buys books so I'll probably donate them to a library. But there will be nothing left to carry with me wherever I chose to go. I'm starting over. It's sooooooooo liberating to let it all go. Every crazy little thing that has happened to me, the number of times I've had to move, I've worried myself sick over how I am gonna move my record collection and my comic collection and my toy collection, etc. And I finally asked myself, "Why?"

What am I going to do? Start a fucking museum? It's a burden. It's a chain wrapped around my ankle. So I want it all GONE. If you buy vinyl, I have a HUGE COLLECTION. Don't note me since I won't be here anymore. Find me on Facebook.

Go see Guardians of the Galaxy. It was really fun. Best movie I have seen in years. :)
  • Mood: Neutral
  • Listening to: Circle Jerks
  • Watching: Guardians of the Galaxy
  • Eating: I wish
  • Drinking: water, it's free
To make more exclusives for my Zip Club and for ShowEros I have removed a number of sets from here. These are the ones I am pulling next. If you are interested in them today is the last day!

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Lil Flasher Set by tatehemlock
Cutest Eevee Full Size Set Part 1 by tatehemlockKaz Test Shoot by tatehemlockBubbles Of Joy Set 01 by tatehemlock

All the Harley sets are now gone. If you didn't get them you missed your chance :(
  • Mood: Neutral
  • Listening to: Circle Jerks
  • Watching: Guardians of the Galaxy
  • Eating: I wish
  • Drinking: water, it's free
Well hopefully I have promoted ShowEros well enough to see some of you there. I'll be busy the next few weeks getting sets on there and stuff so I probably won't have much time to post any samples here or respond to messages. Follow me:

www.showeros.com/?m=THOUKXRBBQ…

  • Mood: Hostile
  • Listening to: Circle Jerks
  • Watching: Guardians of the Galaxy clips & trailers
  • Eating: I wish
  • Drinking: water, it's free
Not really posting much here anymore though I am definitely still shooting. Members of my Zip Club get access to everything but as I post sets to ShowEros I have been removing them from here. I'll definitely be posting non-nude photos and such here but I am making all nude stuff exclusive to sites like Zivity and ShowEros. Naughty stuff obviously goes to ShowEros since Zivity has pretty strict rules. 

Note me to join my Zip Club. Members get behind the scenes pics, videos and sexy selfies shot by models and other exclusives. One Zip Club member disappeared off the face of the Earth so I have 1 more opening. I only plan to let in like 2 or 3 members per year.

Anyway, editing pics of one of my models playing with a toy for the Zip Club then crashing. It was a weird day and my Kool-Aid is in Seattle so I have to sleep alone :(
  • Mood: Passionate
  • Listening to: Brian Eno
  • Reading: IM's from My Kool-Aid
  • Watching: Guardians of the Galaxy clips & trailers
  • Playing: With my Kool-Aid
  • Eating: A burrito
  • Drinking: Jack Daniels
I'm gonna delete a bunch of old sets this week. Note me if you want them half price. They will of course stay in the Zip Club Archives for those members who maybe didn't grab 'em yet but if you in the Zip Club I would make sure to save them because chances are I will replace them with new edits. Zivity sets I am not too concerned with but stuff that is on other sites needs to come down eventually as well. So this is what I am removing first:

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Operation Bikini Set Part 01 by tatehemlock

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Harley Hope Mini Set by tatehemlock

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A Moment of Truth Set Part 01 by tatehemlock

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Full Nude by tatehemlock

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On The Stairs Mini Set by tatehemlock
Kaz Test Shoot by tatehemlockBubbles Of Joy Set 01 by tatehemlock

A bunch of older sets are being replaced by newer versions when I finish editing them as I no longer like the old versions. I'm like George Lucas LOL I look at old shit and it just pisses me off.

It seems every time I get a new monitor I can't stand the way older pics look and I just want to delete them and re-edit them. That test shoot especially makes me angry. I don't know, it just looks dark and rushed.

Anyway, let me know.
  • Mood: Passionate
  • Listening to: The Birthday Party, Pavement
  • Reading: IM's from My Cocaine
  • Watching: Game of Thrones
  • Playing: With my Kool-Aid
  • Eating: Eggs
  • Drinking: Rockstar Recovery
Last year I started a thing called the Zip Club where basically the members get EVERY single photo set I post as well as access to a private group on the web where I post behind the scenes photos and videos that get posted nowhere else. Some of the sets are exclusive to the Zip Club like Harley's bubble bath set.

Anyway, once we got the private group and could interact better and it made it easier to share exclusive content I really got way more excited about the Club in general.

So when I started it I decided to cap it off at 10 members. Recently two of the members seemed to have disappeared. They have not responded to email's or on here. Nor been active on this site for what appears to be some time. So I have decided to go ahead and open the Club up to two new members.

Basically it is $150 for an Annual Membership or $250 for a Lifetime Membership. Right now there are about 100 Zip Sets in the Club. Most average around $10 on this site so that's almost $1000 worth of photos for almost a quarter of the price.

Note me if you are interested. I can send you screencaps of what the Club is like :)

Once I have 2 new members the offer closes until such time as the first Annual membership expires (unless of course they choose to renew)...
  • Mood: Passionate
  • Listening to: The Birthday Party, Pavement
  • Reading: IM's from My Cocaine
  • Watching: Game of Thrones
  • Playing: With my Kool-Aid
  • Eating: Eggs
  • Drinking: Rockstar Recovery
And I have listened. I was curious how people felt about Digital Downloads. Mainly sets versus individual photos. I even did a poll. Despite the fact the overwhelming majority prefer the sets, there are a lot of people who prefer individual photo downloads, all for good and different reasons. Sooooo, in the future I will offer up sets as a full set and try to offer them up as individual downloads as well. The tricky part is that's easy for sets that are 20 pics or less. When a set is 175 pics? Gah!!!

Anyway, you can help me out in regards to older sets. If there is an older set you saw and didn't buy but saw a pic in it that interested you, just note me about it! I'm more than happy to either hook it up somehow directly or to post it here.

And a note to buyers, Deviant Art does not notify me as to WHO makes a purchase. I have no way to thank you individually other than right here. So thank you so very much for the sales! You help me in ways you can't even imagine :) And don't be shy about messaging me to say, "Hey I just bought this photo or set." I'd definitely like to know. If anything to thank you and throw a llama your way.

I have been busy this weekend prepping a bunch of new features and exclusives for the members of my Zip Club. I am really happy and excited about this!!!! The Zip Club definitely had some bumps and issues to resolve since I started it last year. Having a number of people in it that needed to be informed regularly of new content and then getting said content into their hands. E-mail was soooooo boring. It didn't have the exciting, fun qualities I wanted it to have. So MAJOR SHOUT OUT to kilkegard for his help and expertise in smoothing some of these issues out and help shaping the Club into what it is now. Prepping that awesome exclusive Harley bubble bath shoot today!!!! I'm so excited and pleased I am considering adding another person or two to the Club. Especially now that contacting/communicating with the members has been made so much easier :)

Anyway, back to editing and IM'ing with my Kool-Aid, dying to see her face <3 Gah.

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UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Shit I totally forgot. This set:

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Windowpane Extras by tatehemlock


Is being discontinued. I re-edited all of them and like the new versions better. The difference is really subtle. Other than the logo being my new one you probably wouldn't tell right away, I just like how I edit now versus how I edited then. Sooooooooo before I put the new version up I am giving you a chance to get the old set for only $5. Just note me for specifics. Eventually I will be replacing the entire series but I started with the Extras :)

If you aren't that picky you can basically have this set for half price. But yeah otherwise pulling this off DevArt. :)
  • Mood: Passionate
  • Listening to: The Birthday Party, Pavement
  • Reading: IM's from My Cocaine
  • Watching: Game of Thrones
  • Playing: With my Kool-Aid
  • Eating: Eggs
  • Drinking: Rockstar Recovery
Well instead of going off on all the trolls and Negative Nancy's that have contributed to this site's decline I'll give ya the part of the rant that I think is important enough to be addressed:

Sales Notifications

And another thing? Why doesn't freaking Deviant Art tell us who made a freaking purchase?!?! Seriously. Not only would it be kind and courteous to THANK the purchaser it would be an opportunity to communicate with them and potentially INCREASE some fucking sales. Why did you buy this set? Or what drew you to this photo? The style? The model? What kind of photos do you tend to buy on here? What types of photos would you buy more of?

Sometimes someone will note and say, "Hey I bought a Kaz set, do you have any more?" But not always.

It's frustrating to see sales happen and have no means to acknowledge them. Yet get message after message from fucking retards whose sole concept of art seems to consist of crayon doodles of rainbows.


OK I felt that part of the rant was worth keeping. The rest was about the same issues that come up again and again here. I saw a photographer friend the other day and asked "What happened to your Deviant Art?" And he was like, "I left." He's not the only one who abandoned this site. :(

!!!!!!!!!!!!UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go like this link and respond!!!

support.deviantart.com/entries…

This will help us as sellers be able to properly thank you for your support! It's ridiculous that we are notified of a sale but not told by whom!!!!
  • Mood: Passionate
  • Listening to: Neu!, Gong, King Crimson, Genesis
  • Watching: Game of Thrones
  • Playing: With my Kool-Aid
  • Eating: Egg Sandwich!
  • Drinking: Rockstar Recovery
This site is dead.

Right click, save as.

*********** UPDATE **********

I did the smart thing and didn't save my drunk rant about pony artists and trolls and posted the above, hit enter and went to bed.

HOWEVER, waking up hungover me re-read said rant and I am realllllllly considering POSTING IT ANYWAY. Gonna look it over again tonight. Hmmmmm.
  • Mood: Sentimental
  • Listening to: Neu!, Gong, King Crimson, Genesis
  • Watching: Game of Thrones
  • Drinking: Rockstar Recovery