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Crazy. Another year has passed. About time we got to see the new Star Wars. The anticipation was killing me!!! So here's some deals on combined sets:


Innocent Beauty Set Part 01 by tatehemlockInnocent Beauty Set Part 02 by tatehemlockInnocent Beauty Extras Set Part 01 by tatehemlock

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Innocent Beauty Extras Set Part 02 by tatehemlock


All 100 pics at FULL SIZE of Beverly's Innocent Beauty set for only $50!!! That is a savings of $50. Fucking insane!!! Message me directly :)

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Blue Jeans Set Part One by tatehemlock

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Blue Jeans Set Part Two by tatehemlock

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Blue Jeans Set Part Three by tatehemlock


75 FULL SIZE Harley pics in ripped blue jeans. Hot as fuck. Only $40!!! Almost half price! Woot!

Bubbles Of Joy Set 01 by tatehemlockKaz Test Shoot by tatehemlock

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Lil Flasher Set by tatehemlock
Flower Child Full Size Set Part 1 by tatehemlockFlower Child Set Part 02 by tatehemlock

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Cosplay Cutie Set Alternate Edits by tatehemlock
Cutest Eevee Full Size Set Part 1 by tatehemlock

7 Kaz sets would normally cost $125!! But I'll send you all these, 233 FULL SIZE PICS for only $60. I must be taking crazy pills!!!

And finally:

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Echo and Bonnie Set by tatehemlock

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Life Is Beautiful Set Part One by tatehemlock

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Harlee Test Shoot Set by tatehemlock

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Cute Panda Full Set by tatehemlock

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Cupcake Set Part 01 by tatehemlock


The 5 for $25 deal. Normally $48 but act now and get all 5 of these cute and sexy and naked sets for only $25!!!

These would all cost you $165 total but if you want I'll do EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE ABOVE sets for only $75!! Crazy!!

Anyway Happy new Year!!! Go see Star Wars again. Fuck Titanic. Fuck Avatar.
  • Listening to: Funkadelic
  • Reading: Read & Burn: A Book About Wire
  • Watching: Scream Blacula Scream
  • Eating: Asian food.
  • Drinking: vodka
Holy smokes! Updated Model Mayhem or the first real time in like four years!! I think in four years time I only updated and added pics twice! So anyway it is a mix of older and newer stuff. But all new to Model Mayhem!!

If you have a Model Mayhem account go add me and comment on some pics! All comments returned!!

Also, I have enough points to run a new contest. Still debating what kind of contest to have!!! AARGH. Soooooooooooooon. 

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Other places to find me doing art and stuff!!! Follow me:




BOB CRANE'S ROLLER BOOGIE bcrb.tumblr.com SOUNDCLOUD soundcloud.com/tate-hemlock
  • Listening to: Wire
  • Reading: Read & Burn: A Book About Wire
  • Watching: Gone With The Pope, StarCrash and Blacula.
  • Eating: Pizza
  • Drinking: Orange Crush
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First up, THANK YOU EVERYONE WHO TOOK PART IN THE SALE!!!!!! Was an amazing sale!!! WOOOT!! I'll have another before Halloween! :)

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AARGH!!! Deviant Art continues to make changes and it just seems to make the site more glitchy. Most frustrating:

You add the digital content in STASH, you post the image. No digital content is available. Going in and editing it, re-adding the content, trying to add different content, nothing fixes it. You have to delete the image and start all over. This happens again and again. There are others but that one annoys me the most. Would rather glitches get fixed then the site get re-designed!!!

Why oh why do they not make it so Activity Notifications can be SORTED BY USER. It's the most obvious fix on the site and never gets done. :(

Anyway, enough ranting. Been sick as fuck so I was off DevArt for a week or so. Also broke up with Sonja FOREVER this week. This last go round just wasn't doing it for me. I tried. I did miss her but it just felt like not admitting it was over. So I promise that this is the FOR REAL END!!!!!!! Goodbye Kool-Aid. 

Sets I am finishing up as fast as I can!!! Way behind due to illness!!!

Eighth Wonder of the World 05 by tatehemlockThe Red and the Black 06 by tatehemlockRed Hot 05 by tatehemlock

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Twin Buttes 18 by tatehemlock

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Life Is Beautiful 17 by tatehemlock
Blue Jeans 26 by tatehemlock

I have a date tonight with a really hot chick and I am dying of excitement waiting!!!!! Soooooo I will keep trying to post images until then. Barring glitches. Contest coming soon!!

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Other places to find me doing art and stuff!!! Follow me:




BOB CRANE'S ROLLER BOOGIE bcrb.tumblr.com SOUNDCLOUD soundcloud.com/tate-hemlock
  • Listening to: Mercury Rev
  • Reading: Unknown Soldier & Sgt Rock comics
  • Watching: Boogie Nights and Scanners
  • Eating: Dilaudid
  • Drinking: Jack Daniels (weird mix LOL)
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UPDATE!!! Thanks to :iconmydcmbr: I now have the points needed to have a new CONTEST!!! Woot! Details soon! Go thank him! :)
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I just remembered this is a holiday weekend. Lots of people with 3-4 days off! So gonna run a sale til Tuesday! 

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Bottomless Full Set by tatehemlock

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Life Is Beautiful Set Part One by tatehemlock


First up! 68 FULL SIZE pics of Shaun Tia. On DevArt to get both sets would be 4500 points. Normally you can buy them off me direct for $27 but from now until Tuesday get both for only $18!!! That's a fucking hella savings! NOTE ME!!

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Operation Bikini Set Part One by tatehemlock

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Hope Eternal Set Part One by tatehemlock

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Making Time Set Part One by tatehemlock

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Blue Jeans Set Part One by tatehemlock

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Magic Disappearing Dress Set Part One by tatehemlock


How about 5 sets of Harley? HOLE SMOKES. 95 FULL SIZE pics of Harley getting naked. Normally 8500 Points. Note me to buy them direct off me for $30. Way more than half off! This is what happens when I have a nice buzz and I am in a good mood LOL

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Beauty In Bed Set Part 01 by tatehemlock

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Cupcake Set Part 01 by tatehemlock

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Cute Panda Full Set by tatehemlock

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Harlee Test Shoot Set by tatehemlock


Here are 4 random sets with Desert Beauty, Alice Wonder, Harlee and the adorable Raven Ryder. 122 FULL SIZE PICS. Normally 7000 points. Hit me up to get them for $25!!! I must be high LOL

Let's get totally crazy. Get alllllll ELEVEN sets for only $50.  NOTE ME.

Also, I am 222 points shy of 500 points. Sooooon as I hit 500 or damn close to it I will have another Art Contest. PROMISE.

Be sure to check out:

The most awesome Irene Silver!!!!!!!!

:iconirenesilver:

irenesilver.deviantart.com/

Dangerous When Wet 06 by tatehemlockInflatable 01 by tatehemlock

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Cookies N' Cream 03 by tatehemlock

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Taking Tiger Mountain By Strategy 01 by tatehemlock


Thank you :icondarth-marlan: for hooking her up with three months Premium. I see others have hooked her up with points as well. Damn it. Scratch that. I am now 247 points away from having a Contest. Gonna throw some points at Irene.

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Other places to find me doing art and stuff!!! Follow me:




BOB CRANE'S ROLLER BOOGIE bcrb.tumblr.com SOUNDCLOUD soundcloud.com/tate-hemlock
  • Listening to: Mercury Rev
  • Reading: Unknown Soldier & Sgt Rock comics
  • Watching: Boogie Nights and Scanners
  • Eating: Dilaudid
  • Drinking: Jack Daniels (weird mix LOL)
The most awesome Irene Silver has a new account!! She sure could use a Premium Account!!

:iconirenesilver:

irenesilver.deviantart.com/

Dangerous When Wet 06 by tatehemlockInflatable 01 by tatehemlock

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Cookies N' Cream 03 by tatehemlock

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Taking Tiger Mountain By Strategy 01 by tatehemlock



Other places to find me doing art and stuff!!! Follow me:




BOB CRANE'S ROLLER BOOGIE bcrb.tumblr.com  SOUNDCLOUD soundcloud.com/tate-hemlock
  • Listening to: GentleWhispering ASMR
  • Watching: Boogie Nights and Scanners
  • Eating: Percosets
  • Drinking: Xanax
One day left on the Half Price Harley Special!!! NOTE ME!

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Operation Bikini Set Part One by tatehemlock

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Hope Eternal Set Part One by tatehemlock

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Making Time Set Part One by tatehemlock


All three Harley sets bought directly from me are only $25!! That's 55 pics total. Plus I'll throw in 13 naughty pics set of pics I can't post on DeviantArt! Stupid rules! Note me.

I have a fourth Harley set to edit if the first three do well. Also, still working on these sets. Hopefully by September. We'll see...

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Life Is Beautiful 02 by tatehemlock
Eighth Wonder of the World 01 by tatehemlockTwin Buttes 03 by tatehemlock
  • Listening to: GentleWhispering ASMR
  • Watching: Videodrome recently
  • Eating: Percosets
  • Drinking: Xanax
Just an FYI, behind on answering Notes. Will get to you, promise!!!

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I was kinda hoping DA wasn't seeing Friends and Deviations Watched as the same thing but they do. Once you max out at watching/friending 5000 people that's it. :(
So I hate to do it but I guess I will have to unwatch people with no Deviations as I find new people to watch. Doesn't mean I am not your friend or don't appreciate you watching & supporting me! Not at all. Just find it unfair that I can't friend everyone who comes through and watches me. It just seems a common courtesy.

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Also, just discovered the hard way that Deviant Art only allows you to have 5000 friends. Not pleased with this. I like to watch people back. So I am looking through the list trying to get rid of accounts that are dead (not sure why DA doesn't automatically remove them). I'm thinking that models, photographers and others that I am friends with in real life I will just uncheck the Friend Box and just watch their Deviations and Journals. It's like, We obviously are friends so I don't need DA to make it official!! LOL I hope this 5000 cap is just on friends and not on watching people's Deviations as well. I don't want to have to unwatch anyone. I'm a little surprised honestly.

Also, soon as I conjure up 500 points to giveaway I will have a new contest. So be patient...

Also, got a promotion at my job. Got a raise and have the bonus perk of being able to work from home. So I can probably edit photos or surf DA more often!!!
  • Listening to: GentleWhispering ASMR
  • Watching: Ant-Man and Videodrome recently
  • Eating: Percosets
  • Drinking: Xanax
So I only have 160 points right meow but I am working on building it up to 500 so I can have a contest again. Been forever right? So I was thinking of themes and wanted input:

Robots!

Superheroes!

Draw Any Of My Photos (which would only be for people who draw or paint but...)

Surreal/Psychedelic

So those were the lines I was thinking along. Let me know what you all think or feel free to share your own ideas for contests or contest themes I can do later this year!

Also, rent was due this past week and my check was seriously short due to missing three days to illness. I covered rent and that was about it. Sooooo I am willing to sell any set. Any set at all for HALF PRICE. I'll make even better deals for anyone who buys multiple sets!!!

Just message me to buy from me directly. I am housesitting Magic Alex's cat and we both need to eat!!!

OK, ideas, thoughts, GO!
  • Listening to: Dinosaur Jr & Red Lorry Yellow Lorry
  • Watching: Ant-Man trailers
  • Eating: Percosets
  • Drinking: Xanax
Sorry I am still gonna start re-organizing and stuff. Just dealing with the aftermath of finally ridding myself of the Succubus permanently. The one Kittin Von Kat calls "She Who Shall Not Be Named" LOL I made DAMN SURE there will be no reconciling. EVER.

So in the interim I have loaded a weird mix of some recent photos from the latest shoots and recent edits of older shoots. I have two shoots as well that break the rules of Deviant Art so I'll probably post the ones that don't and offer the rest up as a set you can buy off me. They're pretty graphic compared to what I normally shoot. I just keep procrastinating because I have other things to do.

Also, in terms of most sets (not counting naughty pics I can't post), I will from this point forward offer each image individually. Not just a few samples. Some people seem to buy a couple pics from a set but don't really need the whole set. And the whole set is there for those who do!

Anyway, Snapchatting with Magic Alex. Will try to load a few pics before I pass out...

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!UPDATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See? I promised new stuff. Gonna be shooting a famous Playboy model sooooooooooon. But you'll see.

So do me a favor and go follow me in all these places and feel free to share my pics all over Tumblr and Twitter. Just go for it!!!!!

twitter.com/tatehemlock

tatehemlock.tumblr.com/

******UPDATE!!!******

I am removing ALL of Sonja Nicole AKA Lexxxi Nicole's content off the web permanently. If you want it, buy it before the weekend ends. It's already removed from ShowEros...

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  • Listening to: Amon Düül II, Dinosaur Jr & Red Lorry Ye
  • Watching: Ant-Man trailers
  • Eating: Percosets
  • Drinking: Xanax
Slowly figuring out a way to do this Cleaning Up Project. My first ever shoot has been removed and replaced with full size images. I picked what I felt were the "best" 36 pics of that very first shoot (if by "best" you mean "amateur and shitty" then yes). Before I ever bought a camera I had one of those Olympus point and shoot things and a couple times used it to shoot girls I knew naked. I might actually share one of those sets just because I have a model release for it LOL I don't know, she was sweet but the photos were SOOOOOOOOOOO bad. But she's soooo adorable. We'll see.

Anyway, once I get my groove going I'll be pulling content and posting every shoot I ever did in the order shot. So enjoy. Talk to you later!
  • Listening to: Amon Düül II
  • Eating: Percosets
  • Drinking: Xanax
Gonna be wiping my Deviant Art clean and starting fresh. Everything will go into storage this week. Then I will organize properly as I add new items. Back before they had digital downloads on this site I never loaded any full size images. Everything was 1200 x 800 pixels. People have requested prints over and over again and I just never had the time to really work on doing that.

So this week is your last chance to grab anything before it disappears. I meant to do it this weekend but was caught up editing videos for Clips4sale. When I load new stuff I will only load full size images or sets. It will be an ongoing tedious task so who knows when certain pics will resurface. I'll try to leave Daily Deviations and stuff. Any fluff pics, like behind the scenes pics or event photos I will organize into folders so they are not featured.

I'll also have to remember to extend my Premium membership. No need to buy me one. I'll take care of it on my own since I can't guarantee exactly when I will have images to look at.

Anyway, grab 'em now! Sets by Kaz, Harley, Beverly Zoey, etc., etc. You may have noticed how slow and rarely I post anymore. So the likelihood this project happens overnight is pretty much slim to none LOL

In the interim you can check me out on ShowEros. Which I finally overhauled and updated last week. Or Clips4sale which I definitely update regularly.

Anyway, going to bed. Have a lovely week.
  • Listening to: The Fluegel Knights
  • Watching: Daredevil on Netflix
  • Eating: Percosets
  • Drinking: Xanax
Once again the Phoenix Forum is here and I am strapped. Looking for help to attend via loan or donation! I'll do the same as last year. Make everything exclusive to whoever helps. Even if front me some cash til I get paid on the 10th. This check goes to rent, phone and medical expenses from breaking my damn hand.

HELP!

UGH.
  • Listening to: The Ray Bloch Singers
  • Watching: Guardians of the Galaxy
  • Drinking: Xanax
All photo sets are 30% off this week if you buy them from me directly!! Buy three or more and they are 50% off!!! This includes sets I have on Clips4sale, ShowEros and on this site!!! Stuff like:

Clean Very Clean Set Part 01 by tatehemlockBubbles Of Joy Set 01 by tatehemlock

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Do You Believe In Magic? Part 01 by tatehemlock
Suspenders 90pics by tatehemlockMellow Yellow Set by tatehemlock

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Sunday Morning Set by tatehemlock


And so much more!!! Send me a note!! :)
  • Listening to: The Ray Bloch Singers
  • Watching: Guardians of the Galaxy
  • Drinking: Xanax
I have videos for sale with these models:

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Cute Panda 19 by tatehemlock
Coffin Case 04 by tatehemlockSupergirl 04 by tatehemlock

Note me for the link if interested. They are too naughty for DevArt.

Broke up with Lexxxi Nicole for 5 minutes. Didn't last too long LOL

Anyway broke my hand last night soooo sitting here waiting to go to the ER. If not tonight, this week I will start posting new stuff. Promise!!
  • Listening to: The Ray Bloch Singers
  • Watching: Guardians of the Galaxy
  • Drinking: Xanax
Went and got myself a real job. It takes up all my time now. I quite like it. It's nice to know I will have money every day and also have food to eat.

Anyway, pretty sure you don't want to hear about my day job LOL So see y'all in the real world.
  • Listening to: ASMR
  • Watching: Guardians of the Galaxy
  • Eating: BBQ Pope
  • Drinking: Xanax
www.showeros.com/shows/2403

VOTE FOR THIS SET NOW PLEASE!!!!!!!
  • Watching: Guardians of the Galaxy
  • Eating: Pizza
  • Drinking: Coffeeeeee
Got to go with a friend for her ultrasound and she is treating me to pizza!!!

So gonna do a 24 hour sale. Any set I have up is 1/2 off. Just note me! Here's where you can find my sets:

tatehemlock.deviantart.com/gal…

Time allowing will have new stuff up soooooon

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Now the sale is 24 hours for one LOL but...

RANT AHEAD:

THE NEW TAGS ARE FUCKING STUPID. What was once a "type it once and copy and paste" feature is now "a sit there and having to type out a fuck ton of tags" feature making it a real chore.

Time is limited. Considering the probably around 500 images I edited in the past three months maybe 100 or less of them actually made it to this site. Literally barely post here at all because it takes too fucking long to post more than one image.

OK, end of rant.
  • Listening to: Circle Jerks
  • Watching: Guardians of the Galaxy
  • Eating: Pizza
  • Drinking: Coffeeeeee
I've been slowly ridding myself of personal possessions and for the most part everything is gone now. I am still waiting on a great offer for my vinyl collection. No one buys books so I'll probably donate them to a library. But there will be nothing left to carry with me wherever I chose to go. I'm starting over. It's sooooooooo liberating to let it all go. Every crazy little thing that has happened to me, the number of times I've had to move, I've worried myself sick over how I am gonna move my record collection and my comic collection and my toy collection, etc. And I finally asked myself, "Why?"

What am I going to do? Start a fucking museum? It's a burden. It's a chain wrapped around my ankle. So I want it all GONE. If you buy vinyl, I have a HUGE COLLECTION. Don't note me since I won't be here anymore. Find me on Facebook.

Go see Guardians of the Galaxy. It was really fun. Best movie I have seen in years. :)
  • Listening to: Circle Jerks
  • Watching: Guardians of the Galaxy
  • Eating: I wish
  • Drinking: water, it's free
To make more exclusives for my Zip Club and for ShowEros I have removed a number of sets from here. These are the ones I am pulling next. If you are interested in them today is the last day!

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Lil Flasher Set by tatehemlock
Cutest Eevee Full Size Set Part 1 by tatehemlockKaz Test Shoot by tatehemlockBubbles Of Joy Set 01 by tatehemlock

All the Harley sets are now gone. If you didn't get them you missed your chance :(
  • Listening to: Circle Jerks
  • Watching: Guardians of the Galaxy
  • Eating: I wish
  • Drinking: water, it's free
Well hopefully I have promoted ShowEros well enough to see some of you there. I'll be busy the next few weeks getting sets on there and stuff so I probably won't have much time to post any samples here or respond to messages. Follow me:

www.showeros.com/?m=THOUKXRBBQ…

  • Listening to: Circle Jerks
  • Watching: Guardians of the Galaxy clips & trailers
  • Eating: I wish
  • Drinking: water, it's free